You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I am a bulletproof tiger!
Haha. Nice, be careful tonight.
I'm gonna have to get my windshield replaced. Is the keg beat?
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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