Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
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