when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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