I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
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