And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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