I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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