Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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