Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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