Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
This show inspires me to have sex in space
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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