Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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