Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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