he referred to my room as the tit cave...
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Randomize
