I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Randomize
