So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Is it because I queefed?
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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