smell my finger.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
This toilet bowl is my home.
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