they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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