I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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