Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I think my vagina is haunted
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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