Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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