so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Reason #84 I'm on my way to becoming a crazy cat lady: I called the police last night because I heard a noise and the cats were acting funny like they were trying to tell me something. The 3rd time the dispatcher repeated "the cats are acting funny?" I yelled and told her to have an officer ask the cats what happened.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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