Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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