Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
You may now shotgun with the bride
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
I am one with the molecules
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
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