Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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