Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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