It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
I wish i was in the wii world.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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