I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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