Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
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