He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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