Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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