put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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