he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
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