READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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