I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
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