Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
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