I don't usually arrange sex via text message
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
It's just like the Real World with babies
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Randomize
