YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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