you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
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