drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
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