is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
