The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
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