wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
My ass is underappreciated
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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