i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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