just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
vagina is talking i cant
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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