We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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