nut hugger
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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