problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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