I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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