so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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