dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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