i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
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