Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
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