Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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