Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
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I need you to use more vowels.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
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