Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
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