I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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